Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Idol chatter

I really wish I had more to say about the guys on AI this year, but beyond Chris Sligh, there's not much to say. They're a crop of boring stiffs, and what they lack in personality they make up for in having no talent. Why America has fallen in love with Sanjaya I don't quite understand; melvins like that are a rupee a dozen even in India. The most interesting thing about last night was that Paula compensated for having been only half as drunk as usual last week by being twice as drunk as usual this week.

Also, Spin-L.P. is not with this two-bit Are You Smarter Than a Fifth-Grader? show, and I would like to suggest improvements that would allow me to win $1m, because no way am I smarter than today's fifth-graders, with their superfood-fueled hyper-computer brains.

- Are You Stronger Than a Fifth-Grader?
- Are You Richer Than a Fifth-Grader?
- Are You Better in the Sack Than a Fifth-Grader?
- Are You Taller Than a Fifth-Grader?
- Are You Funnier Than Jeff Foxworthy?
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