Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
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Your Monday Poll

Not a poll question, just a wish: happy birthday to ninafarina.

Poll #944924 Mondaypolist

What's your favorite sense?

sight
22(40.7%)
hearing
9(16.7%)
taste
5(9.3%)
smell
3(5.6%)
touch
4(7.4%)
"sixth"
3(5.6%)
balance
0(0.0%)
proprioception
1(1.9%)
thermoception
0(0.0%)
nociception
1(1.9%)
common
6(11.1%)
other (see Comments)
0(0.0%)

What loser would have made the best president?

Thomas Dewey
0(0.0%)
Adlai Stevenson
3(5.6%)
Barry Goldwater
3(5.6%)
Hubert Humphrey
4(7.4%)
George McGovern
10(18.5%)
Walter Mondale
3(5.6%)
Michael Dukakis
3(5.6%)
Bob Dole
3(5.6%)
John Anderson
0(0.0%)
Ross Perot
3(5.6%)
Al Gore
22(40.7%)
John Kerry
0(0.0%)

What do you do with candles?

I use them for illumination in a physical sense
6(11.1%)
I use them for illumination in a spriritual sense
0(0.0%)
I use them for decorative purposes
1(1.9%)
I use them to make a room smell nice
5(9.3%)
I use them to set things on fire
1(1.9%)
I use them for sexual purposes
0(0.0%)
I use them to make wax impressions of my fingerprints
1(1.9%)
I put them on stage when my crappy goth band is playing to make us seem deep
0(0.0%)
I mount them on a wall on a special hinge that makes a secret passage swing open when I pull it
7(13.0%)
other (see Comments)
1(1.9%)

What would you like me to write about you?

a poem
3(5.6%)
a short story
2(3.7%)
a novel
2(3.7%)
a play
3(5.6%)
a comic book
8(14.8%)
a song
3(5.6%)
an essay
0(0.0%)
an opera
6(11.1%)
a non-fiction book
1(1.9%)
a biography
2(3.7%)
a brochure
4(7.4%)
an ingredients label
8(14.8%)
a caption
5(9.3%)
a blog entry
6(11.1%)
I would not like you to write anything about me, you talentless creep
1(1.9%)

Who do you like in the Big Sporting Event?

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