Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
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Poll #949507 Polla XIX

If you have written any of the following, which represents your WORST writing?

fiction
7(10.0%)
non-fiction
1(1.4%)
poetry
24(34.3%)
song lyrics
7(10.0%)
journalism
2(2.9%)
opinion
3(4.3%)
humor
4(5.7%)
criticism
6(8.6%)
drama (plays/screenplays)
2(2.9%)
diary/confessional writing/autobiography
6(8.6%)
informational/technical
2(2.9%)
other (see Comments)
0(0.0%)
I have never done any of these types of writing
0(0.0%)
I am awful at all of these
4(5.7%)
I am awesome at all of these
2(2.9%)

What did you do for St. Patrick's Day?

wore something green
4(6.6%)
wore something orange
0(0.0%)
alleged a questionable Irishness
2(3.3%)
drew an obnoxious amount of attention to my non-Irishness
4(6.6%)
got loaded
5(8.2%)
ate something involving a boiled potato
9(14.8%)
detonated an Englishman
3(4.9%)
went to a parade/was not allowed to go to a parade
1(1.6%)
drove snakes out of my area
7(11.5%)
worshipped God
0(0.0%)

Let a smile be your...

...umbrella
1(1.5%)
...bumbershoot
9(13.2%)
...parasol
3(4.4%)
...defense mechanism
16(23.5%)
...sole reason for existence
2(2.9%)
...means of baring your teeth to fend off predators
26(38.2%)
...really stupid excuse for a poll question
11(16.2%)

How many television shows -- broadcast, not on DVD -- do you watch in a week?

none
9(12.7%)
1-3
25(35.2%)
4-6
21(29.6%)
7-9
5(7.0%)
10-12
7(9.9%)
13-15
1(1.4%)
15-19
1(1.4%)
20 or more
1(1.4%)
ha ha, 20 or more? what?
1(1.4%)
does porn count as a television show?
0(0.0%)

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