Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Why does the banana icon mean "poll"?

What's the significance? I DON'T KNOW!

Poll #949507 Polla XIX

If you have written any of the following, which represents your WORST writing?

fiction
7(10.0%)
non-fiction
1(1.4%)
poetry
24(34.3%)
song lyrics
7(10.0%)
journalism
2(2.9%)
opinion
3(4.3%)
humor
4(5.7%)
criticism
6(8.6%)
drama (plays/screenplays)
2(2.9%)
diary/confessional writing/autobiography
6(8.6%)
informational/technical
2(2.9%)
other (see Comments)
0(0.0%)
I have never done any of these types of writing
0(0.0%)
I am awful at all of these
4(5.7%)
I am awesome at all of these
2(2.9%)

What did you do for St. Patrick's Day?

wore something green
4(6.6%)
wore something orange
0(0.0%)
alleged a questionable Irishness
2(3.3%)
drew an obnoxious amount of attention to my non-Irishness
4(6.6%)
got loaded
5(8.2%)
ate something involving a boiled potato
9(14.8%)
detonated an Englishman
3(4.9%)
went to a parade/was not allowed to go to a parade
1(1.6%)
drove snakes out of my area
7(11.5%)
worshipped God
0(0.0%)

Let a smile be your...

...umbrella
1(1.5%)
...bumbershoot
9(13.2%)
...parasol
3(4.4%)
...defense mechanism
16(23.5%)
...sole reason for existence
2(2.9%)
...means of baring your teeth to fend off predators
26(38.2%)
...really stupid excuse for a poll question
11(16.2%)

How many television shows -- broadcast, not on DVD -- do you watch in a week?

none
9(12.7%)
1-3
25(35.2%)
4-6
21(29.6%)
7-9
5(7.0%)
10-12
7(9.9%)
13-15
1(1.4%)
15-19
1(1.4%)
20 or more
1(1.4%)
ha ha, 20 or more? what?
1(1.4%)
does porn count as a television show?
0(0.0%)

Hit me with your unanswered questions, and they will be answered.

Tags: polls
Subscribe

  • HONK

    If I was to wish someone a happy birthday today, would it be crepedelbebe? You're goddamn right it would.

  • I'm too stoned to give a full accounting

    I went to Austin this weekend. As you may know, my beloved first-generation iPod, Misty II, fatally deceased herself recently, and I got a new 80G…

  • Notes from a day

    * Stringing a crossbow is usually considered a two-man job. But when one of the two men is me, the other man is unnecessary. Also, it is possible to…

  • Post a new comment

    Error

    default userpic

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.
  • 19 comments

  • HONK

    If I was to wish someone a happy birthday today, would it be crepedelbebe? You're goddamn right it would.

  • I'm too stoned to give a full accounting

    I went to Austin this weekend. As you may know, my beloved first-generation iPod, Misty II, fatally deceased herself recently, and I got a new 80G…

  • Notes from a day

    * Stringing a crossbow is usually considered a two-man job. But when one of the two men is me, the other man is unnecessary. Also, it is possible to…