Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Pimp my name

I need a new name. "Leonard Pierce" has served me pretty poorly these last 62 years, and frankly, I think it's the cause of all my woes. Just as Islamofascism, Bill Clinton, and immigration are to blame for all of the problems America has today, my dull, hand-me-down moniker is the only thing keeping me off the best seller charts, away from an expensive gated community, and out of the warm and inviting lower areas of Uma Thurman. Hence, I am taking suggestions for a new one. Here's a few I thought of this morning while I was urinating:

"Leonid Prtznicz"
"Carlos the Jackal III (no relation)"
"Baron Helmut von Schiklgruber"
"Rex Tuffman"
"Braniac Sexworthy"
"Pepe del Urinaldo"
"Jackie Jutjaw, Jr."
"Cheops Sagacity Jefferson"
"Free Beer"
"Mohammed Chang"

Also, I need a good nickname. All the rappers and basketball players have them, and I'm tired of just "Fatass".
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