Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Polare, hey hey

I'll get some selected results up later on, I promise.

Poll #954042 Another pleasant polling Monday

What's up with cereal?

Man, I don't like none of that cereal, get that shit right on outta here
6(7.9%)
I can takes me some cereal or I can leaves me some cereal
19(25.0%)
Shit, fella, if I don't get cereal every day, it ain't no kinda day, is what
8(10.5%)
Fill that bowl up and keep it coming, son, I'll eat the whole goldang box if you got enough milk
9(11.8%)
I tell you what, screw the milk sideways, I just bound to hand-scoop that bitch out of the box right into my crawdaddy
4(5.3%)
I'd bathe in the shit if I weren't a churchgoin' type
1(1.3%)
Well it all depends on the kinda cereal now don't it?
29(38.2%)

To which of the following large American cities have you been?

New York
3(4.2%)
Los Angeles
0(0.0%)
Chicago
1(1.4%)
Houston
0(0.0%)
Philadelphia
0(0.0%)
Phoenix
0(0.0%)
San Diego
1(1.4%)
San Antonio
0(0.0%)
Dallas
0(0.0%)
San Jose
0(0.0%)

What do you make of Hillary Clinton's chances to become President in 2008?

I support her, but she has no chance of winning
7(9.3%)
She has no chance of winning, which is good
17(22.7%)
She could win, but I hope she doesn't
26(34.7%)
She could win, and I hope she does
11(14.7%)
Don't know/no opinion
14(18.7%)

What's the best thing about eating meat?

How it is delicious
52(68.4%)
How it is nutritious
1(1.3%)
How it makes me just like everybody else
1(1.3%)
How an animal had to suffer and die for it
3(3.9%)
How it gives me the opportunity to legally kill something
0(0.0%)
How it makes me feel like a caveman
4(5.3%)
How it's super manly
2(2.6%)
How it makes me think of that Beef Council commercial where they play Aaron Copland at me and I get all patriotic
6(7.9%)
I don't eat meat, you murdering death-eater
4(5.3%)
count as meat because, well, just because, that's all
3(3.9%)

If you were a contestant on a reality show where you and a celebrity were pitted in a no-rules battle to the death against one another, what celebrity would be your deadly arch-nemesis?



(The last option on Q4 should read "I only eat chicken and fish, which don't count as meat because, well, just because". I really wish you could edit polls.)
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