IG: Boy, I sure am hungry.
MOG: Me too.
YEG: Maybe we should go out and look for food or something.
NUG: Look at those guys over there. They already have some food.
YEG: Maybe they'll share it with us. They have a lot.
NUG: I wouldn't. If I was them? I wouldn't share it with us.
MOG: Especially with us.
NUG: Yeah, fuck us. That's what I'd say if I was them, and not us. Let us get our own food. That's what they're thinking.
YEG: We could ask them.
NUG: Sure. We go over there and ask them, and the next thing you know, they're bashing us under the chin with a big rock.
IG: Like we did with that guy who talked funny.
NUG: Don't kid yourself, Yeg. They'd kill us as soon as look at us.
MOG: And take our food.
YEG: But we don't have any food.
MOG: Probably because they took it already.
NUG: I mean, look at how much they've got.
IG: What should we do?
NUG: I think we should kill them and take their food.
YEG: You just said that was bad.
MOG: It's bad if they do it to us.
NUG: If we do it to them, it's just self-defense, so they don't do it to us again.
IG: Did they do it to us already?
MOG: Probably. Look at all their food.
NUG: The guy who talked funny? He said they did it, like, a million times. That was the last thing he said, was "Avenge my death", on them. For taking our food and killing him.
YEG: I thought we killed him.
NUG: Whose side are you on, anyway?