Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Someday soon I will make it my wife

Christmas is coming, you know. It's a mere 9 months away, just barely enough time to have a baby. And what better way to celebrate the birth of your new baby than buying me a gift?

I know what you're saying. You're saying, "Leonard, why should I buy you a gift? You're obnoxious, unattractive, dishonest, unfunny, and sweaty. Plus, I don't even know you, and I have this new baby to take care of." But let me tell you this: shut up. Just shut up, and buy me this. Now.

I don't care that it's not on sale yet, just buy it for me, dammit.
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