I know what you're saying. You're saying, "Leonard, why should I buy you a gift? You're obnoxious, unattractive, dishonest, unfunny, and sweaty. Plus, I don't even know you, and I have this new baby to take care of." But let me tell you this: shut up. Just shut up, and buy me this. Now.
I don't care that it's not on sale yet, just buy it for me, dammit.