Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

When it's springtime in South Texas, it's 115 over 40 below

Here, have a poll. I'm too zombified to think of anything else.

Poll #958796 Monday time, and the pollin' is easy

I recently learned that the Texas State Fair – the largest in the nation – is held not in Austin, but in Dallas. Is this bullshit?

TOTAL BULLSHIT
14(20.9%)
It's kinda bullshit, but who cares?
12(17.9%)
It's not bullshit at all. Why would it be bullshit?
14(20.9%)
YOU'RE bullshit.
3(4.5%)
The STATE FAIR? What are you, six?
9(13.4%)
I don't even know what you're talking about.
8(11.9%)
This poll has too much capitalization in it
1(1.5%)
I…what?
6(9.0%)

If someone were to ask you to prepare a list of your 100 favorite books, movies, or albums, could you do it?

I have already done it
6(9.0%)
Sure, I guess
18(26.9%)
I could, but I wouldn't
9(13.4%)
I dunno
3(4.5%)
I don't think so
6(9.0%)
Fuck no
5(7.5%)
Oh, the pain, the pain of it all
6(9.0%)
This better not be foreshadowing, Leonard
14(20.9%)

Which of the following names, suggested by Skullbucket readers, should I use as my new nom de plume?

Brainiac Sexworthy
12(17.4%)
Daniel Pitchfork
2(2.9%)
Bobby Lee Puncture
3(4.3%)
Burrito Jeff
7(10.1%)
Zander Afflespad
3(4.3%)
Bobo
3(4.3%)
Orion Dipplehews
5(7.2%)
Mustafa Rex
3(4.3%)
Ceasar von Christ
17(24.6%)
Cheops Sagacity Jeffersion
14(20.3%)

Check which of the following things are important to you when you are deciding whether or not to date someone.

Media-approved abs
0(0.0%)
Diversified stock portfolio
0(0.0%)
Racial purity
0(0.0%)
Size of genitals
0(0.0%)
Configuration of genitals
1(1.6%)
Absence of genitals
0(0.0%)
Preferred underpants type
2(3.1%)
Make and model of trailer home
0(0.0%)
Familiarity with best bars in Greenpoint
0(0.0%)
Ratio of arrests to convictions
0(0.0%)
Adherence to shar'ia law
1(1.6%)
Smell
8(12.5%)
Sense of smell
1(1.6%)
Dental floss brand preference
1(1.6%)
Position on designated hitter rule
2(3.1%)

What movie do you hope the future most resembles?

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