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Baseball Names 2007

As you may know, Major League Baseball's opening day was this weekend, and as I do every year, I have selected and categorized my favorite baseball names. Enjoy.

MOST LIKELY TO SPEND THE OFF-SEASON WORKING FOR A TOXIC WASTE DISPOSAL COMPANY IN NORTH JERSEY
Rocco Baldelli, Tony Giarratano, Ronny Paulino

WINNERS, ALL-BIZARRE-CHRISTIAN-NAME LATINO SUPERSTARS TEAM
Yuniesky Betancourt, Yhency Brazobán, Melky Cabrera, Maicer Izturis, Dioner Navarro, Elizardo Ramirez, Wandy Rodriguez, Duaner Sánchez, Yorvit Torrealba

MOST LIKELY TO POUND THE CRAP OUT OF YOU IN THE HALLWAY AFTER HOMEROOM
Chris Bootcheck, Vinnie Chulk, Dan Uggla

MOST LIKELY TO STAR IN ARTSY FRENCH COMIC STRIP
Ambirix Burgos

MOST LIKELY TO SPEND THE OFF-SEASON APPEARING IN GAY PORN FILMS
Kiko Calero, Jimmy Gobble, Grady Sizemore, Nick Swisher, J.J. Putz


MOST LIKELY TO FORM A NÜ-METAL BAND
Zack Grienke, Kameron Loe, Laynce Nix, Taylor Tankersley

MOST RELAXED
Robby Hammock

MOST LIKELY TO WEAR SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT
Corey Hart

LAST NAME SOUNDS BETTER COMING OUT OF THE MOUTH OF JERRY LEWIS OR PROFESSOR FRINK
Ron Mahay

NAMES MOST OFTEN MISTAKEN FOR TYPOS
Cla Meredith, Sendy Rleal

SPENDING HOLIDAYS WITH DADDY AND MUMSO AT THE VINEYARD
Lastings Milledge, Chase Utley, Tyler Yates

MOST EASY-TO-GUESS JUNIOR HIGH NICKNAME
Dustin Nippert

MOST INCONGRUOUS FIRST NAME/LAST NAME COMBINATION (NON-LATINO DIVISION)
LeVale Speigner

MOST FREQUENTLY TOLD “NO, I SAID I NEED YOUR NAME, NOT YOUR ADDRESS”
Huston Street

OVERALL WINNER, BEST NAME
Terrmel Sledge
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