Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

More...TASTEFUL SAN ANTONIO

1. Rent in this town is cheap. Super cheap. Super stupid cheap. Why so cheap? Because in order to get it, you have to live in San Antonio. I feel a certain degree of guilt over the cheap rent, but not to the point that I'm going to pay more of it than I have to.

2. Here are the food delivery options in San Antonio: Tong's Thai, national chain pizza, or nothing. I am assured, both from looking in a mirror and the claims of my co-workers, that San Antonio is the fattest metropolitan area in the United States; however, I can't figure out how this is the case, when you have to go out to get your food. It could be so much fatter if only a few local restaurants would figure out how to put food in a car! My laziness must be enabled, dammit.

3. In the cities I have lived previous to this, "cockroach" refers to a small brown insect, about the size of half a paper match, which can easily be extirpated with a rolled-up newspaper. Distasteful, yes, especially when found in your pantry or silverware drawer, but manageable. Apparently, however, in South Texas, "cockroach" refers to a creature spawned by atomic radiation, black as the pits of Hell and about the size of a Bible, that can only be killed by backing over it with a large car. This makes me very unhappy.
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