Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

I'm such a civilized motherfucker

It's Monday polling time!
It's Monday polling time!
I made a poll for you
You're gonna take it, too!

If you don't like this poll
Then stick it up your hole
You can just go to hell
So take this poll, it's swell!

Poll #967481 All the fruits of our cultural stew

I don't know much about art, but...

...I know what I like.
14(20.9%)
...I know what I hate.
10(14.9%)
...I don't care.
1(1.5%)
...that's it. I just don't know much about art.
13(19.4%)
...on the other hand, I do.
11(16.4%)
...I sure am fond of banal cliches.
11(16.4%)
...I do know that I love you.
2(3.0%)
...I know that I am totally offended by that chocolate Jesus.
0(0.0%)
...then again, I don't know much about anything.
3(4.5%)
...SHOOTERS!
2(3.0%)

What was the worst part of season 2 of Twin Peaks?

Deputy Andy's endless slapstick routines.
7(10.6%)
The little magic boy who looked like David Lynch and made creamed corn disappear.
0(0.0%)
James Hurley's pointless, interminable road trip
5(7.6%)
Norma the teenage superhero cheerleader
1(1.5%)
David Duchovny as a drag queen DEA agent
3(4.5%)
the crappy musical interludes
2(3.0%)
other (see Comments)
4(6.1%)
There was nothing bad about season 2 of Twin Peaks.
0(0.0%)
I have never seen season 2 of Twin Peaks.
32(48.5%)
I don't remember/I remember but I don't care.
12(18.2%)

Which of the following things influence your decision to see a movie?

who the director is
0(0.0%)
who's starring in it
0(0.0%)
who the screenwriter is
0(0.0%)
who the producers are
0(0.0%)
what studio released it
0(0.0%)
whether it is a sequel to a film I liked
0(0.0%)
whether it is an adaptation of something I liked in another medium
0(0.0%)
its box office performance
0(0.0%)
its overall critical reception
0(0.0%)
the opinion of particular critics
0(0.0%)
its word of mouth/the recommendation of friends
1(1.5%)
CCpM (total number of car chases per minute)
0(0.0%)
whether or not I can see it for free
0(0.0%)
plot/story/concept
2(3.1%)
other (see Comments)
0(0.0%)

Which statement best describes your music-listening habits?

I listen mostly to contemporary music.
4(5.9%)
I listen mostly to music that was popular when I was a bit younger
8(11.8%)
I listen mostly to music that was popular when I was much younger.
4(5.9%)
I listen mostly to music that was popular before I was born.
9(13.2%)
I listen to a mix of contemporary and older music.
43(63.2%)

Tell me the name of one of your favorite novels, and then suggest a way it could be even better.

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