Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

And now, another exciting edition of...TASTEFUL SAN ANTONIO

I'm going to look at a new apartment tomorrow. It's suspiciously great -- dirt cheap, front half of a very spacious duplex, and located in one of the best neighborhoods in the city -- so my guess is that it's on an Indian burial ground and right next to a horse-rendering plant that leases itself out on weekends to a bad metal band who practice solely between 11PM and 6AM. Anyway, I was looking at the realtor's ad just now, which was on the back page of the lifestyle section of today's paper. The front page of the lifestyle section featured an article profiling the Express News' favorite fat women, from Oprah Winfrey to Queen Latifah to that girl who plays Ugly Betty, and the food that inspired them. What was the name of this frankly amazing article, you ask?

"Our Favorite Gorditas".

And that, ladies and gentlemints, is TASTEFUL SAN ANTONIO.
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