Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Also, "American Idol", you are bullshit for not dumping someone

So, the other day, I posted something on Clown Central Station about the phony "I could totally kill a guy in a hundred ways" tough-guy talk posted in response to the VA Tech massacre by the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler. I wasn't all that proud of my post -- it wasn't one of my best. But now I love it more than pizza sex lotteries, because it not only inspired a bunch of his fans to come yell at me, but also caused him to write a post denouncing me!

I don't know why some people don't like getting hate mail. This stuff is completely awesome. My favorites:

- The punters attacking me for being pro-gun-control, when I am not, in fact, pro-gun-control, nor was my post about the need for gun control.

- The way that they responded to my criticism of weak-ass, fake tough-guy posing with...more weak-ass, fake tough-guy posing.

- The incredible speed with which they rushed to call me a faggot.

- The way they criticized me for impugning the heroic courage of the A-IR, who defended Denmark against the communist hordes during the Cold War and thus is totally justified in mouthing off like he was Rambo.

- Just everything about them, basically. I love them so much. They are my new best friends.
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