Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Monday poll fever! Become fatally stricken with it!

Brand new apartment, same old boring content.

Poll #975973 MY NEW POLL!

If you were a spy, what kind of spy would you want to be?

The kind of spy who sneaks around stealing shit
19(28.4%)
The kind of spy who sneaks around blowing up shit
6(9.0%)
The kind of spy who sneaks around killing people
3(4.5%)
The kind of spy who does not so much sneak around as lumber about like James Bond and you wonder how effective a spy he can really be since everyone already seems to know who he is
5(7.5%)
A double agent
2(3.0%)
A triple agent
2(3.0%)
A quadruple agent with bananas and nuts
3(4.5%)
Ha ha, you said "bananas and nuts"
1(1.5%)
A spy in the house of love
19(28.4%)
A spy with my little eye
7(10.4%)

What is your favorite rich-person stereotypical affectation?

Smoking a big fat cigar
2(3.0%)
Wearing a top hat
13(19.4%)
Sporting a huge, outdated moustache
6(9.0%)
Wearing a tuxedo everywhere
6(9.0%)
Lighting cigarettes with a $100 bill
2(3.0%)
Chortling while doing something nefarious
9(13.4%)
Running your thumbs along the inside of your suspenders
7(10.4%)
Black stretch limo driven by cap-sporting chauffer
1(1.5%)
Learjet with mini-bar
2(3.0%)
Mansion
1(1.5%)
Butler named "Jeeves" or "Jenkins" or "Boy"
2(3.0%)
Doing coke off the breasts of a $500 hooker
7(10.4%)
Wearing a stole made out of the fur of a small animal
1(1.5%)
Rattling your jewelry whenever you make a gesture
1(1.5%)
Sitting in a dark smoke-filled room deciding who will be the next president of the United States
7(10.4%)

Indicate which of the following professions you consider "manly".

Sherpa
1(1.5%)
Quality assurance manager at a jellybean factory
1(1.5%)
Garbageman
2(3.1%)
Tax accountant
0(0.0%)
Tax accountant for Mafia assassin
1(1.5%)
Professional kickboxer
3(4.6%)
Amateur kickboxer
1(1.5%)
Amateur kickboxing promoter
1(1.5%)
Comic book colorist
2(3.1%)
Woman
1(1.5%)

Do you make your bed?

No. What's the point?
19(28.4%)
Sometimes.
21(31.3%)
Yes. It looks better and it only takes a moment.
12(17.9%)
My significant other does.
9(13.4%)
And now I have to lie in it.
6(9.0%)

What is your least-favorite internet meme?

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