Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
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Leonard Pierce, Roller Consultant

Here are the names of the imaginary roller derby team that I began managing this month. (My presidential bid is stalling because I didn't get invited to any of the debates, even though I had a bunch of great zingers prepared for Ron Paul, so this is how I've been keeping my campaign staff occupied.)

BETTE NOIR
PHYLLIS TEEN
ANNA MALISTIK
ANITA O'FLESH
MA FIOSA
KATE TIFF
EVA L. DOERR
SHARLA TAN
HOLLY TERROR
TYRA NASOURIS
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