Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Mr. Monday poll

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Poll #984438 Joker, joker, joker!

My normal expression of laughter is best described as a:

giggle
9(14.1%)
titter
1(1.6%)
guffaw
5(7.8%)
chortle
7(10.9%)
chuckle
9(14.1%)
snigger
5(7.8%)
howl
0(0.0%)
roar
1(1.6%)
hoot
5(7.8%)
snicker
4(6.2%)
cackle
8(12.5%)
peal
3(4.7%)
snort
1(1.6%)
whizgig
2(3.1%)
polite yet awkward and unenthusiastic half-smile
4(6.2%)

Have you ever tried vegetarianism or veganism?

No, I have always lusted after the burnt flesh of murdered animals
32(50.0%)
Yes, I have tried vegetarianism
19(29.7%)
Yes, I have tried veganism
0(0.0%)
I am a vegetarian now
2(3.1%)
I am a vegan now
0(0.0%)
I am one of those 'vegetarians' who defines meat in such a way that I get to eat it while still calling myself a vegetarian
0(0.0%)
I only eat animals I have personally killed
0(0.0%)

Which of the following tattoos is the most trite?

"Mom" in a heart
7(11.1%)
butterfly on ankle
19(30.2%)
barbed wire encircling bicep
16(25.4%)
cross
2(3.2%)
name of boyfriend/girfriend in banner
6(9.5%)
nautical star
2(3.2%)
skull and crossbones
3(4.8%)
animated cartoon character
3(4.8%)
anarchy symbol
2(3.2%)
window suspended in midair through which can be seen an evil clown holding a bloody knife, and also the clown's pants are down around his ankles and he is being fellated by a naked chick*
3(4.8%)

With which organized crime group would you like to be involved?

The Mafia, because I love my mother
10(16.1%)
Vietnamese gangs, because I love hacking people's faces off with a razor
2(3.2%)
The Russian Mob, because I love wearing too much cologne and strippers
11(17.7%)
The Yakuza, because I love worrying about my pinkies
6(9.7%)
The Tongs/Triads, because I love incredibly elaborate loyalty vows
7(11.3%)
The Crips/Bloods, because I love getting killed over nothing
0(0.0%)
The outlaw bikers, because I love not bathing
8(12.9%)
The Colombian drug cartels, because I love power tools
1(1.6%)
The Latin Kings, because I love bouncing cars
11(17.7%)
other (see Comments)
6(9.7%)

What game show host do you think would make a good president? Explain your answer.



*: Actual tattoo I once saw in a shop.
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