Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

So many questions

1. Why am I so tired all the time?

2. Is today new comic day, or is it tomorrow, because of the holiday?

3. How come there aren't more contributions to Draining the Glass? I can't drink all the liquor in the world by myself, people. I've tried.

4. Why must life be so hard? No, wait, not hard -- boring? No, hold on -- tasty?

5. Why isn't there a government service that does your laundry for you? Also it should provide paper towels.

6. I only want a lover like any other. What do I get? I only want a friend who'll stay 'til the end. What do I get?

7. Was it a good idea to start a new crappy novel?

8. Did you know that we live in a country that provides tax exemptions for snake handlers?

9. Why is anyone still listening to right-wing conservatives?

10. Does there have to be ten of everything?
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