2. Is today new comic day, or is it tomorrow, because of the holiday?
3. How come there aren't more contributions to Draining the Glass? I can't drink all the liquor in the world by myself, people. I've tried.
4. Why must life be so hard? No, wait, not hard -- boring? No, hold on -- tasty?
5. Why isn't there a government service that does your laundry for you? Also it should provide paper towels.
6. I only want a lover like any other. What do I get? I only want a friend who'll stay 'til the end. What do I get?
7. Was it a good idea to start a new crappy novel?
8. Did you know that we live in a country that provides tax exemptions for snake handlers?
9. Why is anyone still listening to right-wing conservatives?
10. Does there have to be ten of everything?