Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
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Funny Hat Poll Round 3

I could not be more pleased with how this is going. Sure, some of my favorites have been voted out, but all in all, you can literally feel the science of hilarity moving forward. You feel it in your right kidney, which is where the sense of humor is located.

We’re down to the sweet sixteen here, and it's time to make some really hard decisions about funny hats. But I have heard you; I have seen you; I know you are up to the challenge. The funny-hat-wearing yucksters yet unborn thank you.

Once again, though I don't imagine you need them at this point, here's the photographic guide to these hats,
Barrettina.
Beanie.
Beefeater's hat.
Bicorne (Napoleon hat).
Coonskin cap.
Deerstalker.
Energy dome (ziggurat hat, or Devo hat).
Fez.
Fruit hat.
Mitre (Pope's hat).
Shtreimel.
Sombrero.
Stovepipe hat.
Top hat
Toque blanche (chef's hat).
Ushanka (Russian earflap hat).
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Poll #994119 Ha!-berdashery

Which is funnier?

fez
28(65.1%)
toque blanche
15(34.9%)

Which is funnier?

energy dome
30(69.8%)
top hat
13(30.2%)

Which is funnier?

fruit hat
26(61.9%)
ushanka
16(38.1%)

Which is funnier?

coonskin cap
21(48.8%)
shtreimel
22(51.2%)

Which is funnier?

mitre
29(67.4%)
deerstalker
14(32.6%)

Which is funnier?

barretina
19(44.2%)
sombrero
24(55.8%)

Which is funnier?

stovepipe hat
16(37.2%)
Beefeater's hat
27(62.8%)

Which is funnier?

bicorne
26(60.5%)
beanie
17(39.5%)


ROUND 3 IS GO! We've got some classic matchups in the making here -- fruit hat/ushanka could be a barn-burner, the fur-hat showdown in the fourth bracket is sure to be exciting, and the final bracket features an amazing confrontation between the archetypical "crazy" hat and the archetypical "silly" hat! May the funniest hat win!
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