Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

LJ is the hated milk machine, everybody hates it now

I don't have 'incest' listed as one of my interests. Do you know why? Because I am not interested in incest. Of course, I said nothing when they came for the incest-fic people, because I was not an incest-fic person, and when they came for people whose interest list is just a bunch of made-up bullshit, there was no one to speak for me...

Last night at the laundromat I hurt my back lugging around my 400 pounds of dirty clothes. Here is a version of Stevie Wonder's "Superstition" that I sang to myself, with my hurt back.

Very superstitious
Writing's on the wall
Very superstitious
Ow my fucking back
Thirteen month old goddamn
My fucking goddamn back
Seriously, what the fuck
What the fuck, fuck, ouch

When you believe in things
That you don't understand
Superstition goddamn shit

There's more, but you probably get the idea by now of what happens every time I move or get up or do anything. On the upside, though, my clothes are all clean, and due to my body not wanting to make any motions of any kind, I got plenty of sleep last night. I tell you, you make one fucking joke about sciatica and you're paying for it the rest of your life...

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