Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
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Hat Poll Day 4: Poll Hatter

We're down to the Elite Eight, and have seen some of the most hotly contested battles of the entire tournament. There were some truly shocking results, but that's why we actually play the game, and we're all learning a tremendous amount, not just about hats, but about each other. I think I can safely say that this poll is not just the most important thing I have ever done in my life, but the most important thing anyone has ever done in all of human history.

There was also one killer of a match, which came so completely to the wire that I was forced to make a judgment call: the coonskin cap/shtreimel match exactly tied, at 21 votes each. I kept hoping someone would come by before the deadline and break the tie, but it didn't happen, so, in a move that will probably make no one happy, I've decided to give it to the coonskin cap, which got to 21 votes first. I feel like I'm perverting the purity of the research here, but what else could I do?

Let's get right to it. Thank you for aiding science, and your photographic guide to the contenders is
Beefeater's hat.
Bicorne (Napoleon hat).
Coonskin cap.
Energy dome (ziggurat hat, or Devo hat).
Fez.
Fruit hat.
Mitre (Pope's hat).
Sombrero..

Now VOTE! VOTE AS HARD AS YOU CAN! God and man are counting on you.

Poll #994838 Chapeau-faced

What's funnier?

fez
24(49.0%)
energy dome
25(51.0%)

What's funnier?

fruit hat
24(49.0%)
coonskin cap
25(51.0%)

What's funnier?

mitre
30(61.2%)
sombrero
19(38.8%)

What's funnier?

Beefeater's hat
27(55.1%)
bicorne
22(44.9%)
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