Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

All you need to know about the weekend

1. I did not dream about cooking a delicious meal of barbecued beef and rice with smoked baked beans, but I did it.

2. I dreamed about making out with a gorgeous Levantine woman, but I did not actually do it.

3. Writing a very long, dry article for a film industry trade magazine is something I both dreamed about and actually did.

So, to recap: eating, writing, no making out. Should you ever wonder what I am doing on any future weekend, please apply this template to the rest of my life.
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