Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Casting call

I'm sorry I asked you for money. It was crass and wrong and I'll never do it again unless I do. Please send money.

Instead, help me cast my forthcoming feature film, an adaptation of my popular Western radio serial, Jut Huxley, Indian Stabber!

Jut Huxley, Indian Stabber...................................................................
"Messy" Marie McAdoo-Ragsoaker...............................................................
Governor Fret Knoxfardel.....................................................................
Little Chimeny Knoxfardel....................................................................
Bruno von Bombespritzring....................................................................
Claf Blistler................................................................................
Big Chief Bleeds-Profusely...................................................................
Squartahoptup................................................................................
LJ Poster Who Still Can't Shut Up About How 'Strikethrough '07' Was Worse Than Stalin........
Charleston Chevychase, B.I.A.................................................................

Also, what's your favorite line from Shane Black's leaked script? Mine is "Maybe you'll 'sabby' better with six inches of metal smoothing down the back of your throat, Tonto!", I think.

Send me to CPAC!






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