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Monday Polls: A Return to Normality

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Poll #1001131 Aren't you glad that goddamn hat poll is over?

What "Law & Order" star would you vote for as president over Fred Dalton Thompson?

S. Epatha Merkerson
1(1.8%)
Sam Waterston
10(17.9%)
Jerry Orbach
9(16.1%)
Steven Hill
1(1.8%)
Jesse L. Martin
0(0.0%)
Leslie Hendrix
1(1.8%)
Chris Noth
1(1.8%)
Benjamin Bratt
0(0.0%)
Michael Moriarty
1(1.8%)
Angie Harmon
1(1.8%)
Elisabeth Rohm
0(0.0%)
other (see Comments)
3(5.4%)

Which phrase best describes your feelings about the results of the Funny Hat polls?

I am outraged
8(13.6%)
I am mildly disappointed
10(16.9%)
I have no feelings about it one way or another
5(8.5%)
I think it was okay
13(22.0%)
I couldn't be more pleased
7(11.9%)
I don't care
2(3.4%)
I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about
2(3.4%)
I have a hair in my throat
2(3.4%)
Crudulak
7(11.9%)
I could barely contain the urge to tell you about all the funny hats you
3(5.1%)

What surprised you the most about last night's series finale of "The Sopranos"?

the Russian finally coming back and shooting everyone in the face
1(1.9%)
Livia turning out to be a schizophrenic Tony in drag
2(3.8%)
Big Pussy coming back from the dead as a wisecracking zombie
5(9.6%)
HBO underfunding it so much that Chase ran out of film towards the end and had to show us five minutes of blank screen
4(7.7%)
How they had this amazing chance to say thank you to all the loyal devoted fans of the show and instead they made us listen to Journey
13(25.0%)
the whole series taking place inside Tommy Westphall's snow globe
13(25.0%)
It still isn't as good as "The Wire"
14(26.9%)

What is the worst day of the week?

Monday
18(30.5%)
Tuesday
14(23.7%)
Wednesday
6(10.2%)
Thursday
2(3.4%)
Friday
1(1.7%)
Saturday
0(0.0%)
Sunday
3(5.1%)
other (see Comments)
3(5.1%)
what? other? other than the seven actual days of the week? what the fuck, let's see where THAT goes.
12(20.3%)

What is one of the most overrated moves you've ever seen? What is one of the most underrated?

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