Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

What we learned from yesterday's poll

1. A whopping 60% of you would elect a dead man President before you would elect Fred Dalton Thompson.

2. More than half of you expressed some level of dissatisfaction that the mitre won the "World's Funniest Hat" competition, which is curious seeing as it won by a popular vote and leads me to believe that you people are fickle mush-heads.

3. A greater number of you like The Wire than hate Journey. I'm not quite sure what to make of this.

4. Monday is far and away your least favorite day. Saturday is no one's least favorite day.

5. Some of you believe that Hudson Hawk is a great movie and are insane.

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