Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
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Bananapollmondaytime

By the way, did you know that there are now almost as many mercenaries private military contractors in Iraq as there are government troops? Super comforting!

Poll #1005240 Monday Poland

What crazy fake science do you hope the Bush administration stops funding next?

so-called "evolution"
0(0.0%)
this "global warming" bullshit
2(3.8%)
"birth control", which is just a bunch of crap
5(9.6%)
"stem cell research", like there even is such a thing
2(3.8%)
I think they should stop funding science altogether
12(23.1%)
anything that involves words not found in the Bible
19(36.5%)
any research that involves scientists from the brown countries
12(23.1%)

Aside from Poland, what other members of the Coalition of the Willing have you forgotten?

the United States
2(3.8%)
the United Kingdom
0(0.0%)
Australia
0(0.0%)
Denmark
0(0.0%)
South Korea
0(0.0%)
Romania
0(0.0%)
Georgia
0(0.0%)
El Salvador
1(1.9%)
the Czech Republic
0(0.0%)
Azerbaijan
2(3.8%)
Latvia
1(1.9%)
Mongolia
0(0.0%)
Albania
1(1.9%)
Lithuania
0(0.0%)
Armenia
0(0.0%)
Bosnia & Herzegovina
0(0.0%)
Estonia
1(1.9%)
Macedonia
0(0.0%)
Kazakhstan
0(0.0%)
Moldova
5(9.6%)
Bulgaria
0(0.0%)

With the recent success of the "zombie romantic comedy", or "zomromcom", genre of film, what's next for Hollywood?

British sadomasochism drama (pomdomdram)
4(7.5%)
"Pink Panther" revivals (Lombombcom)
2(3.8%)
kitchy art theft comedy-thrillers (Frahmglomcom)
11(20.8%)
unsuccessful teenage pregnancy flicks (prommombomb)
16(30.2%)
romances set in the world of competitive eating (nomnomrom)
20(37.7%)

With which of the following forbidden words (as defined by George Carlin) do you most identify?

fuck
20(37.7%)
shit
5(9.4%)
piss
1(1.9%)
cunt
3(5.7%)
cocksucker
6(11.3%)
motherfucker
9(17.0%)
tits
3(5.7%)
fart
2(3.8%)
turd
0(0.0%)
twat
4(7.5%)

If you had an amusing butler, what would be his name and primary distinguishing characteristic?

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