Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

Tasteful San Antonio, Part 12

Today on the way to work, I was driving alongside a tortilla delivery van -- not an uncommon sight around these parts -- and it represented a company (in business for 85 years!) called:


Are you tired of tortillas that have been sitting under the radiator next to a rat hole for three weeks? Have you ever longed for the taste of a corn or flour tortilla lovingly handcrafted by someone who doesn't have fresh fecal matter under his fingernails? Do you wish there was something on the market other than tortillas swimming in bacteria and disease-carrying spores? Then try SANITARY TORTILLAS! The CLEAN tortilla!

And that's...tasteful San Antonio.

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