Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Snaps of the Overeducated

That guy's so broke, he can't afford to pay marginal utility costs.

Why don't you make like a bastinado and beat feet?

You're just like the Paris Commune. No class.

If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd have read section 2 of William Burroughs' Naked Lunch.

Yo mama so fat, she in clear violation of the square-cube law.
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  • HONK

    If I was to wish someone a happy birthday today, would it be crepedelbebe? You're goddamn right it would.

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