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By the numbers Monday polling

By the way, one of the right-wing blogs this weekend was tooth-grinding over the claim that it was no coincidence that this weekend's attempted terror attacks in England came so close to the Fourth of July.

In England.

Poll #1013996 Polling in the name of

What are your feelings on the use of the word "pussy" to describe someone weak or ineffectual?

I'm fer it
19(28.4%)
I'm agin it
23(34.3%)
I got no feelins one way or t'other
16(23.9%)
My feelings on this issue are complex and require further explanation
9(13.4%)
This is the first I heard of it
0(0.0%)

The Fourth of July is on a Wednesday this year.

Bullshit
9(13.8%)
Total bullshit
10(15.4%)
Total fucking bullshit rip-off
25(38.5%)
God bless America
13(20.0%)
What do I care? I'm not from your country.
8(12.3%)

Which of the following skills do you possess?

I can plow
0(0.0%)
I can sew
0(0.0%)
I can cook
11(17.5%)
I can repair a car
0(0.0%)
I can start a fire
0(0.0%)
I can build a drywall
0(0.0%)
I can breathe underwater
0(0.0%)
I can shoe a horse
0(0.0%)
I know first aid
2(3.2%)
I can navigate by the stars
0(0.0%)
I have heat vision
0(0.0%)
I know masonry
0(0.0%)
I know Freemasonry
0(0.0%)
I glow in the dark
0(0.0%)
I can withstand a brutal beating
0(0.0%)

Which unnervingly common internet fetish do you find most inexplicable?

Giantesses
1(1.5%)
Women wearing glasses
0(0.0%)
Women smoking
3(4.5%)
Foot fetishry
3(4.5%)
Furries or plushies or otherkyn or whatever the fuck they're called
31(46.3%)
Women with food smeared on them
10(14.9%)
Camgirls
1(1.5%)
Women wrapped in clingfilm
1(1.5%)
Roy Orbison wrapped in clingfilm
15(22.4%)
other (see Comments)
2(3.0%)

Combine two genres that have heretofore gone uncombined.

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