#2: Parked near my office yesterday was a big SUV with a yellow ribbon magnet on the front reading "US Army Wife". So far, so good! But on the rear bumper was a sticker reading "HALF MY HEART IS IN IRAQ". Okay, that's a lovely sentiment and all, but..."half my heart is in Iraq"? I wonder if they hand out stickers at BAMC that read "HALF MY LIMBS ARE IN IRAQ"?
*: Yes, like on King of the Hill, but it's real.