Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Comedic Excuses #2048

Last night I had a dream (and you were in it, and I was in it with you). In this dream, I was performing the second set of a pair of stand-up comedy acts at a local nightclub, and here is how I introduced the second set to the crowd:

"Hi, everyone, thanks very much. I'm Leonard Pierce, which I'd appreciate you not mentioning again; this, as you heard, is my second set of the evening. I don't plan on being any funnier this time around, but I do expect you to laugh a lot more."

Which I have to admit is pretty much exactly what I would say in that situation.
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