Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

This poll wants to say something about your mother

And there's only one way to stop it.

Poll #1022370 Mocking the different: possibly America's favorite fun game

What's funniest?

obesity
4(6.8%)
albinism
4(6.8%)
kyphosis
0(0.0%)
Tourette's syndrome
21(35.6%)
gigantism
2(3.4%)
dwarfism
3(5.1%)
hydrocephalism
3(5.1%)
acromegaly
3(5.1%)
alien hand syndrome
15(25.4%)
none of those are funny, you unfeeling bastard
4(6.8%)

What is the world's most amusing vegetable?

zucchini
5(8.5%)
okra
3(5.1%)
yam
7(11.9%)
eggplant
5(8.5%)
pumpkin
3(5.1%)
Brussels sprout
3(5.1%)
fiddlehead
0(0.0%)
beet
3(5.1%)
mung bean
11(18.6%)
asparagus
0(0.0%)
rhubarb
3(5.1%)
pignut
6(10.2%)
water chestnut
0(0.0%)
yellow squash
1(1.7%)
Steve the Drunk from "Deadwood"
9(15.3%)

What sucks about being fat?

how when you get on the scale it gives you a number and then says 'to be continued'
1(1.8%)
how when your beeper goes off people think you're backing up
0(0.0%)
how you eat Wheat Thicks
0(0.0%)
how you go to the movies and sit next to everyone
0(0.0%)
how when someone shakes your hand you have to give them directions
1(1.8%)
how people have to take a train and two buses just to get on your good side
2(3.6%)
how when you get your ears pierced gravy comes out
1(1.8%)
how you wake up in sections
2(3.6%)
how when you fell in love you broke it
4(7.1%)
heart disease, high blood pressure, diabetes, cancer risk and constant horrible self-loathing
19(33.9%)

Hilarious fruit?

chokeberry
2(3.5%)
quince
4(7.0%)
kumquat
19(33.3%)
greengage
0(0.0%)
gooseberry
1(1.8%)
huckleberry
6(10.5%)
marionberry
2(3.5%)
honeysuckle
0(0.0%)
persimmon
1(1.8%)
prickly pear
4(7.0%)
fig
2(3.5%)
mung bean
4(7.0%)
guava
0(0.0%)
ugli fruit
4(7.0%)
Charles Nelson Reilly
8(14.0%)

Hit me with your best yo mama joke.

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