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Poll #1022370 Mocking the different: possibly America's favorite fun game

What's funniest?

obesity
4(6.8%)
albinism
4(6.8%)
kyphosis
0(0.0%)
Tourette's syndrome
21(35.6%)
gigantism
2(3.4%)
dwarfism
3(5.1%)
hydrocephalism
3(5.1%)
acromegaly
3(5.1%)
alien hand syndrome
15(25.4%)
none of those are funny, you unfeeling bastard
4(6.8%)

What is the world's most amusing vegetable?

zucchini
5(8.5%)
okra
3(5.1%)
yam
7(11.9%)
eggplant
5(8.5%)
pumpkin
3(5.1%)
Brussels sprout
3(5.1%)
fiddlehead
0(0.0%)
beet
3(5.1%)
mung bean
11(18.6%)
asparagus
0(0.0%)
rhubarb
3(5.1%)
pignut
6(10.2%)
water chestnut
0(0.0%)
yellow squash
1(1.7%)
Steve the Drunk from "Deadwood"
9(15.3%)

What sucks about being fat?

how when you get on the scale it gives you a number and then says 'to be continued'
1(1.8%)
how when your beeper goes off people think you're backing up
0(0.0%)
how you eat Wheat Thicks
0(0.0%)
how you go to the movies and sit next to everyone
0(0.0%)
how when someone shakes your hand you have to give them directions
1(1.8%)
how people have to take a train and two buses just to get on your good side
2(3.6%)
how when you get your ears pierced gravy comes out
1(1.8%)
how you wake up in sections
2(3.6%)
how when you fell in love you broke it
4(7.1%)
heart disease, high blood pressure, diabetes, cancer risk and constant horrible self-loathing
19(33.9%)

Hilarious fruit?

chokeberry
2(3.5%)
quince
4(7.0%)
kumquat
19(33.3%)
greengage
0(0.0%)
gooseberry
1(1.8%)
huckleberry
6(10.5%)
marionberry
2(3.5%)
honeysuckle
0(0.0%)
persimmon
1(1.8%)
prickly pear
4(7.0%)
fig
2(3.5%)
mung bean
4(7.0%)
guava
0(0.0%)
ugli fruit
4(7.0%)
Charles Nelson Reilly
8(14.0%)

Hit me with your best yo mama joke.

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ludickid
Jul. 16th, 2007 03:02 pm (UTC)
picodulce: yo mama is like the chicago white sox.

What, you mean she won a World Series more recently than the New York Mets?
picodulce
Jul. 16th, 2007 03:20 pm (UTC)
my joke meter = E
i think i was going for "loser," and i just got no jokes this morning. i like that one about rainbows and skittles coming out, though.
roseyv
Jul. 16th, 2007 05:31 pm (UTC)
Although it's not listed above, the funniest vegetable is actually the red bell pepper. Most people just don't "get it" because its delivery is so deadpan.
tritium
Jul. 16th, 2007 05:40 pm (UTC)
The Venture Brothers has the honor of being the only action-adventure-parody cartoon show to include a joke about scoliosis (which is apparently not the same thing as kyphosis).

I find okra to be inexplicably funny. Maybe it's because it's such a popular crop, despite the fact that no one seems to like it. Funniest vegetable was a toss-up between okra and zucchini; zucchini won because, you know, dick jokes.
thehighhat
Jul. 16th, 2007 08:48 pm (UTC)
I love okra. You didn't grow up in the South, did you?
tritium
Jul. 16th, 2007 08:56 pm (UTC)
Bleah.
mckennl
Jul. 17th, 2007 12:06 am (UTC)
The way TDO's dad makes okra, it's delicious. And he grew up in India.
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