Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

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This poll is no damn good.

Poll #1026333 All this democracy and nothing to show for it

What is your preferred rapper name construction?

letter + number (E-40, Tec-9)
3(5.2%)
name + letter (Jay-Z, J. Dilla)
6(10.3%)
unusually spelled noun (Havok, Noreaga)
4(6.9%)
job description + nickname (MC Hammer, DJ Screw)
5(8.6%)
adjective + letters (Notorious B.I.G., Violent J)
7(12.1%)
oddly spelled nickname (MC Eiht, DJ Quik)
2(3.4%)
letters only (MCA, AG)
1(1.7%)
Wu-Tang construction (Ol' Dirty Bastard, Ghostface Killah)
20(34.5%)
boring name + hip descriptive (Pete Rock, Greg Nice)
9(15.5%)
other (see Comments)
1(1.7%)

What events of the last Harry Potter novel shocked you the most?

how Luke's father was really Darth Vader
5(9.1%)
how it was Fredo who betrayed Michael
6(10.9%)
how Dil was really a guy
2(3.6%)
how Soylent Green is made of people
4(7.3%)
how Tyler Durden isn't real
4(7.3%)
how it turns out Norman's mother is really dead
0(0.0%)
how it was Earth all along
3(5.5%)
how Keyser Soze is really Verbal Kint
2(3.6%)
how Paul Meurisse and Simone Signoret were in on it together the whole time
1(1.8%)
How Dae-su's lover is actually his daughter
4(7.3%)

What is the most unpleasant bug?

ants
1(1.7%)
gnats
1(1.7%)
flies
1(1.7%)
mosquitoes
7(12.1%)
beetles
0(0.0%)
cockroaches
15(25.9%)
spiders
3(5.2%)
bees
2(3.4%)
earwigs
4(6.9%)
centipedes
7(12.1%)
moths
0(0.0%)
ticks
6(10.3%)
fleas
5(8.6%)
all bugs are beautiful creatures of nature
1(1.7%)
other (see Comments
5(8.6%)

What best describes your workspace?

I work in a home office, so I never get anything done
9(15.8%)
I work in a cubicle just like all the other useless drones of my acquaintance
20(35.1%)
I have my own office with a door, where I put my feet up and smoke cigars and laugh at you
11(19.3%)
I work behind a retail counter, where I mutter imprecations at the customers
0(0.0%)
I work in some sort of grim assembly line death factory
0(0.0%)
I work in a bullpen, pit, pool, call center, or other soul-killing hole
4(7.0%)
My job involves traveling, so my office is an overpriced plane seat or rental car
0(0.0%)
I am an academic; I stand in front of slack-jawed dimwits all day
4(7.0%)
I am a professional assassin and/or prostitute; my office is other peoples' houses
3(5.3%)
other (see Comments)
6(10.5%)

What commonly asked question are you often at a loss to answer?

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