Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

Condiment lamentations

Much is made, and rightly so, of the woe that betides he who upends a mustard dispenser and has his sausage doused in a foul torrent of mustard-water.

But for myself, there is no pain that can rival the opening of a small service packet of mayonnaise and discovering that it has separated, leaving you with a bunch of oil with some loathesome eggy goop floating in it. Miracle Whip is particularly prone to this. Oh, rueful day!
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