Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it

A bunch of much better poll questions came to me in a dream, but upon waking them, a rampaging mosquito drove them from my memory. Also I got malaria.

Poll #1030273 Monday Morning Poll Coming Down

Which is your least favorite member of the Zodiac?

Aires, because he chainsmokes menthol cigarettes
3(5.0%)
Taurus, because instead of showering frequently he just slathers on cologne
6(10.0%)
Gemini, because she always talks like if only she wasn't dating someone else she'd totally be with you which is bullshit
5(8.3%)
Cancer, because all he ever talks about is his latest ailment
3(5.0%)
Leo, because he acts like this big tough guy whenever he drinks
3(5.0%)
Virgo, because she can't go five minutes without mentioning how much money she makes
10(16.7%)
Libra, because of the way she always talks about "those people"
5(8.3%)
Scorpio, because of how the girls all fall for his cultivated, totally phony bad-boy demeanor
4(6.7%)
Sagittarius, because he quotes Chuck D. all the time
1(1.7%)
Capricorn, because everything has to be just perfect for him or he freaks out
7(11.7%)
Aquarius, because she has that one theory that she thinks will solve any problem
6(10.0%)
Pisces, because he thinks his family is so much more fucked up than everyone else's
7(11.7%)

Which are acceptable ways to wear a man's dress shirt?

tucked in, top button done, with a tie
0(0.0%)
tucked in, top button undone, with a tie
0(0.0%)
tucked in, top button done, no tie
0(0.0%)
tucked in, top button undone, no tie
0(0.0%)
untucked, top button done, with a tie
0(0.0%)
untucked, top button undone, with a tie
0(0.0%)
untucked, top button done, no tie
0(0.0%)
untucked, top button undone, no tie
1(1.5%)
any variant thereof, sleeves rolled up
3(4.5%)
any way, on a woman
4(6.1%)

What do you do when you're feeling low?

drink abusively
1(1.5%)
drive around aimlessly hoping someone will fuck with you
0(0.0%)
have prickly conversations with your shrink
0(0.0%)
sleep for 19 hours a day
1(1.5%)
sodomize a defenseless animal
0(0.0%)
bottle up your feelings so no one will ever know
1(1.5%)
suck it up, because I am not a 10-year-old sissy mary
1(1.5%)
contemplate suicide but fail to go through with it because you are lazy
0(0.0%)
wait for my cat to do something cute
0(0.0%)
listen to George Bush talk and realize that things could be worse
0(0.0%)
listen to George Bush talk and realize that things actually ARE worse
0(0.0%)
spring for some 'caine and a blowjob
0(0.0%)
stare off into space and daydream about old girlfriends/boyfriends
1(1.5%)
eat
1(1.5%)
other (see Comments)
0(0.0%)

What's your favorite LiveJournal poll format?

radio buttons -- the classic and still the best
19(29.7%)
check boxes -- freedom and flexibility
32(50.0%)
drop-down boxes -- kinda now, kinda wow
3(4.7%)
text entries -- they're empowering!
7(10.9%)
scales -- the most underrated and overperforming format
3(4.7%)

What do I want for my birthday?

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