Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
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Heavy Metal Poisoning

Yesterday afternoon, just as I was considering calling it a career and spending the rest of my life as one of those people who hangs out in front of the gas station begging for spare change all day, I finished the largest and highest-paying freelance gig of my life to date. To celebrate, I am going to go home tonight, mix myself a gimlet or three, and sleep for 20 hours straight. In the meantime, here is a poll to make up for the lack of one on Monday.

Poll #1039580 Poll Name: (opt.)

What gambling games do you enjoy?

poker
4(6.2%)
blackjack/21/chemin de fer
2(3.1%)
roulette
0(0.0%)
craps
0(0.0%)
lottery/numbers
1(1.6%)
bingo
1(1.6%)
sports book
0(0.0%)
horse racing/dog racing
0(0.0%)
online gambling
0(0.0%)
bar bets/'wagering'/competitive gambling
3(4.7%)
I don't gamble
16(25.0%)
other (see Comments)
1(1.6%)

What’s the best way to beat the summer heat?

Jumping in your neighbor’s swimming pool
11(16.9%)
Carrying around a small portable spray mister filled with vodka
5(7.7%)
Drinking an entire 32-ounce Slurpee in under two minutes
5(7.7%)
Having sex on a bed made of carved ice
12(18.5%)
Remaining entirely motionless for days at a time
32(49.2%)

Which song featuring the word “rock” is the least rockin’?

“I Wanna Rock”, Twisted Sister
0(0.0%)
“Still Rock ‘n’ Roll to Me”, Billy Joel
25(39.1%)
“Old Time Rock ‘n’ Roll”, Bob Seger
5(7.8%)
“Rock This Town”, the Stray Cats
3(4.7%)
“We Built This City (On Rock ‘n’ Roll)”, Starship
21(32.8%)
“The Heart of Rock ‘n’ Roll”, Huey Lewis & the News
8(12.5%)
“Rock You Like a Hurricane”, the Scorpions
0(0.0%)
other (see Comments)
2(3.1%)

React instinctively by clicking on the band that most fills you with uncomfortable feelings.

Dokken
1(1.6%)
Fastway
0(0.0%)
Stryper
5(7.8%)
Night Ranger
0(0.0%)
Slade
2(3.1%)
White Lion
2(3.1%)
Jackyl
4(6.2%)
Ratt
5(7.8%)
Great White
8(12.5%)
Poison
2(3.1%)
Warrant
4(6.2%)
Winger
6(9.4%)
Loudness
1(1.6%)
Tesla
0(0.0%)
Skid Row
3(4.7%)
Enuff Z'Nuff
8(12.5%)
Kix
2(3.1%)
Cinderella
6(9.4%)
L.A. Guns
0(0.0%)
Extreme
5(7.8%)

What subject do you know more about than anyone else of your acquaintance?

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