Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

This post is sexing your face up!

It’s Sex Filter Friday!

Of course, I no longer have a Sex Filter, since I no longer have sex, nor did I ever use my Sex Filter when I did, but I am bored, so here is the place where you can ask me anything, anything about sex – my sex life, your sex life, sexual techniques, the history and theory of sex, how to have sex in a moving car that is being pushed out of a moving airplane onto a moving submarine -- anything! For years, you have waited to ask an unattractive, socially inept, sexually inadequate fat man in his late 30s about sex. And now’s your chance. So bring it, chickenheads!
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