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It’s Sex Filter Friday!

Of course, I no longer have a Sex Filter, since I no longer have sex, nor did I ever use my Sex Filter when I did, but I am bored, so here is the place where you can ask me anything, anything about sex – my sex life, your sex life, sexual techniques, the history and theory of sex, how to have sex in a moving car that is being pushed out of a moving airplane onto a moving submarine -- anything! For years, you have waited to ask an unattractive, socially inept, sexually inadequate fat man in his late 30s about sex. And now’s your chance. So bring it, chickenheads!

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scottvond
Aug. 17th, 2007 04:19 pm (UTC)
Pass!
ludickid
Aug. 17th, 2007 04:47 pm (UTC)
You mean "make a" and "at me"? Because you'll have to get me drunk first, big fella.
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tritium
Aug. 17th, 2007 04:28 pm (UTC)
Don't be so hard on yourself, Leonard. If this lady



feels that she can advise people on sex, surely you can.
ludickid
Aug. 17th, 2007 04:48 pm (UTC)
My first piece of advice is not to have sex with that lady.
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janehex
Aug. 17th, 2007 04:34 pm (UTC)
Have you ever had sex while drunk and hiccuping? Me too!
ludickid
Aug. 17th, 2007 04:48 pm (UTC)
You know, I can honestly say I have not. Didn't you find it a tad distracting?
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caladri
Aug. 17th, 2007 04:54 pm (UTC)
Cock pic?
tritium
Aug. 17th, 2007 04:58 pm (UTC)
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tamisevens
Aug. 17th, 2007 04:58 pm (UTC)
how long can one go without sex before they go totally and completely insane?
ludickid
Aug. 17th, 2007 05:06 pm (UTC)
Well, at least a year...although maybe I'm not the best example of non-insanity.
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doraphilia
Aug. 17th, 2007 05:47 pm (UTC)
you're not fat. I saw you two weeks ago, and you are not fat.
ludickid
Aug. 17th, 2007 06:17 pm (UTC)
Is that a question?
roseyv
Aug. 17th, 2007 06:09 pm (UTC)
You people with your single-digit-year dry spells.

Freaking amateurs.
ludickid
Aug. 17th, 2007 06:17 pm (UTC)
Oh, a year is merely my CURRENT record.
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roninspoon
Aug. 17th, 2007 06:31 pm (UTC)
Am I the only one whose burgeoning sexuality may have been tarnished by witnessing Bugs Bunny in drag?
crepedelbebe
Aug. 17th, 2007 06:33 pm (UTC)
Tarnished, launched, tomato, tomahto.
stavner
Aug. 17th, 2007 10:49 pm (UTC)
How do people develop fetishes? Is it because they associate something with their first sexual experience?
ludickid
Aug. 17th, 2007 10:58 pm (UTC)
Well, in my case, I was assigned one by the American Better Fetish Council. That's the only way to explain how I ended up with such a goofy one.
kreie
Aug. 18th, 2007 04:32 am (UTC)
Did any of your partners ever have a fetish you couldn't handle or were unwilling to indulge? What?
ludickid
Aug. 18th, 2007 04:59 am (UTC)
Man, you know what? No, never. And had it ever come up, my feelin' is, if a woman is willing to have sex with me, who am I to argue about the details of the procedure? I'm desperately trying to avoid a deal-breaker at that point, really.

Although, one time, I had the chance to involve myself in a threesome, and I didn't. This is because I am a huge turd.
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