Of course, I do not have a Violence Filter, because I am a rickety old man whose closest brush with conflict is when he shoots haystacks with a crossbow, but maybe I should have had one, considering how whoopsie some of you get whenever the subject comes up. At any rate, I’m bored, so here is the place where you can ask me anything, anything about violence – my history of violence, my criminal record, my terrifying collection of deadly weapons, when and where violence can be your best buddy since that invisible monkey left you to go to broadcasting school -- anything! For years, you have longed to ask a soft, flabby, sociopathic drunken loser with bad knees and a barely suppressed temper about violence. And now’s your chance. So step to, marks!
This post is punching your face out!
Of course, I do not have a Violence Filter, because I am a rickety old man whose closest brush with conflict is when he shoots haystacks with a crossbow, but maybe I should have had one, considering how whoopsie some of you get whenever the subject comes up. At any rate, I’m bored, so here is the place where you can ask me anything, anything about violence – my history of violence, my criminal record, my terrifying collection of deadly weapons, when and where violence can be your best buddy since that invisible monkey left you to go to broadcasting school -- anything! For years, you have longed to ask a soft, flabby, sociopathic drunken loser with bad knees and a barely suppressed temper about violence. And now’s your chance. So step to, marks!
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9 Ways of Thinking About “Take It to the Limit” By the Eagles
I. So he says to me “Take it to the limit one more time.” And I’m, like, one more time? How many fucking times am I going to…
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Everyone’s a Critic, I
This is, of course, the time that we — and by we, I mean the fraternity (am I right, fellas?) of culture critics, publicly self-disgraced and…
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American Idol, Season 12 – Episode 12: Second Las Vegas Elimination Round
Two more hours of Idol tonight! I might literally die, and then I’d never know what eventual winner I will fail to buy any records from.…
