Of course, I do not have a Violence Filter, because I am a rickety old man whose closest brush with conflict is when he shoots haystacks with a crossbow, but maybe I should have had one, considering how whoopsie some of you get whenever the subject comes up. At any rate, I’m bored, so here is the place where you can ask me anything, anything about violence – my history of violence, my criminal record, my terrifying collection of deadly weapons, when and where violence can be your best buddy since that invisible monkey left you to go to broadcasting school -- anything! For years, you have longed to ask a soft, flabby, sociopathic drunken loser with bad knees and a barely suppressed temper about violence. And now’s your chance. So step to, marks!
This post is punching your face out!
Of course, I do not have a Violence Filter, because I am a rickety old man whose closest brush with conflict is when he shoots haystacks with a crossbow, but maybe I should have had one, considering how whoopsie some of you get whenever the subject comes up. At any rate, I’m bored, so here is the place where you can ask me anything, anything about violence – my history of violence, my criminal record, my terrifying collection of deadly weapons, when and where violence can be your best buddy since that invisible monkey left you to go to broadcasting school -- anything! For years, you have longed to ask a soft, flabby, sociopathic drunken loser with bad knees and a barely suppressed temper about violence. And now’s your chance. So step to, marks!
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Pop Culture Corrections
All I do is watch movies and listen to records and read stuff. This is my legacy: sometimes I notice mistakes. Here is where I will mark pop-cultural…
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INTRIGUING FINDINGS FROM RECENT POLLS
1. A large number of people selected New York as the rock capital of the world. Many so doing are themselves from New York. 2. No one selected…
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This post is rocking your socks off!
It’s Rock ‘n’ Roll Filter Friday! Of course, I do not have a Rock ‘n’ Roll Filter, because I am perfectly at home with the idea of forcing my…
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Pop Culture Corrections
All I do is watch movies and listen to records and read stuff. This is my legacy: sometimes I notice mistakes. Here is where I will mark pop-cultural…
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INTRIGUING FINDINGS FROM RECENT POLLS
1. A large number of people selected New York as the rock capital of the world. Many so doing are themselves from New York. 2. No one selected…
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This post is rocking your socks off!
It’s Rock ‘n’ Roll Filter Friday! Of course, I do not have a Rock ‘n’ Roll Filter, because I am perfectly at home with the idea of forcing my…
