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I have a bunch of exciting announcements, mordant self-reflection, hilarious false memories, and cunning plans to unveil to you. Unfortunately, a lethal tandem of busy and tired prevents me from doing so today. Instead here is a boring poll.

Poll #1042204 Sleepless in Pollville

What is the longest you have gone without sleep?

Less than 24 hours, Leonard. I am a sissy Mary.
3(4.1%)
Between 24 and 48 hours, Leonard. I have "pulled" an "all-nighter" if you know what I mean.
40(54.8%)
Between 48 and 72 hours, Leonard. I used to be hardcore.
28(38.4%)
More than 72 hours, Leonard. Sleep is for babies and statues.
2(2.7%)
I have never slept, ever. People write stories about me. I just laugh.
0(0.0%)

Check the statements with which you agree.

Support garments are bra-some.
4(5.5%)
The Match Game is Richard Daw-some.
1(1.4%)
Richard Kiel is Jaw-some.
0(0.0%)
The Masters of Evil are Ulysses Klaw-some.
0(0.0%)
Judas Priest is "Breakin' the Law"-some.
2(2.7%)
Universal robots are Ross-um.
2(2.7%)
Sea shanties are Robert Shaw-some.
3(4.1%)
Your poll questions are increasingly stick-in-my-crawsome.
4(5.5%)

What is the rock 'n' roll capital of the world?

Tupelo, MS
2(2.8%)
Cleveland, OH
11(15.3%)
New York, NY
14(19.4%)
Los Angeles, CA
3(4.2%)
Memphis, TN
7(9.7%)
Nashville, TN
0(0.0%)
San Francisco, CA
0(0.0%)
Brussels, Belgium
4(5.6%)
Funkytown
25(34.7%)
other (see Comments)
6(8.3%)

If you were creating a field in iTunes for the city of origin of a band or performer, what would you use to determine what information to list (assuming these factors varied)?

where they were born
2(2.7%)
where they grew up
9(12.3%)
where they started performing
25(34.2%)
where they became famous
13(17.8%)
where they lived the longest
2(2.7%)
where they currently live
0(0.0%)
other (see Comments)
1(1.4%)
Why would you ever want to do such a thing?
21(28.8%)

Please name my new organization. To assist you, I am telling you nothing about it.

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prettykate
Aug. 20th, 2007 03:46 pm (UTC)
whoops, I can't spell.
PENIS: People for the Eradicating (Elimination would have worked better, too) of Nonsensical Institutions and Societies.
ludickid
Aug. 20th, 2007 04:01 pm (UTC)
Re: whoops, I can't spell.
Eradicating + elimination = eradication!

Hey, who's a bigger Jersey icon/emblem: Springsteen or Bon Jovi?
prettykate
Aug. 20th, 2007 04:06 pm (UTC)
I think they really are neck and neck. I can't answer that! poeple are going to say Jovi because everyone hates Jersey and doesn't wan to give us Bruce, but really, both, I don't know!
shekb
Aug. 20th, 2007 05:20 pm (UTC)
I think you gotta give-em Bruce, right? I mean, to be fair.
hipsterdetritus
Aug. 20th, 2007 05:31 pm (UTC)
time 4 sum jerzee
Redman!

(or Tom Scharpling.)
scottvond
Aug. 20th, 2007 06:24 pm (UTC)
Re: time 4 sum jerzee
Walnuts!
calamityjake
Aug. 20th, 2007 07:17 pm (UTC)
Actually, "Monkey Death Squad" has a better ring to it.
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Leonard Pierce is a freelance writer wandering around Texas with no sleep or sense of direction. If you give him money he will write something for you. If you are nice to him he may come to your house and get drunk.

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