Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

mondays without polls are like blanks without blank

I have a bunch of exciting announcements, mordant self-reflection, hilarious false memories, and cunning plans to unveil to you. Unfortunately, a lethal tandem of busy and tired prevents me from doing so today. Instead here is a boring poll.

Poll #1042204 Sleepless in Pollville

What is the longest you have gone without sleep?

Less than 24 hours, Leonard. I am a sissy Mary.
3(4.1%)
Between 24 and 48 hours, Leonard. I have "pulled" an "all-nighter" if you know what I mean.
40(54.8%)
Between 48 and 72 hours, Leonard. I used to be hardcore.
28(38.4%)
More than 72 hours, Leonard. Sleep is for babies and statues.
2(2.7%)
I have never slept, ever. People write stories about me. I just laugh.
0(0.0%)

Check the statements with which you agree.

Support garments are bra-some.
4(5.5%)
The Match Game is Richard Daw-some.
1(1.4%)
Richard Kiel is Jaw-some.
0(0.0%)
The Masters of Evil are Ulysses Klaw-some.
0(0.0%)
Judas Priest is "Breakin' the Law"-some.
2(2.7%)
Universal robots are Ross-um.
2(2.7%)
Sea shanties are Robert Shaw-some.
3(4.1%)
Your poll questions are increasingly stick-in-my-crawsome.
4(5.5%)

What is the rock 'n' roll capital of the world?

Tupelo, MS
2(2.8%)
Cleveland, OH
11(15.3%)
New York, NY
14(19.4%)
Los Angeles, CA
3(4.2%)
Memphis, TN
7(9.7%)
Nashville, TN
0(0.0%)
San Francisco, CA
0(0.0%)
Brussels, Belgium
4(5.6%)
Funkytown
25(34.7%)
other (see Comments)
6(8.3%)

If you were creating a field in iTunes for the city of origin of a band or performer, what would you use to determine what information to list (assuming these factors varied)?

where they were born
2(2.7%)
where they grew up
9(12.3%)
where they started performing
25(34.2%)
where they became famous
13(17.8%)
where they lived the longest
2(2.7%)
where they currently live
0(0.0%)
other (see Comments)
1(1.4%)
Why would you ever want to do such a thing?
21(28.8%)

Please name my new organization. To assist you, I am telling you nothing about it.

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