Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

ATTN TX

ATTENTION, YOURS, PLEASE

Hark ye to this announcement of the formation of a an “organization”

PURPOSE AND SCOPE OF

For aging, cranky alcoholics to occasionally engage in adventuresome activities

NAME OF

The name of this venture is to be called International Playboy Rock Star Syndicate, Ltd. (thank you, Nate)

ACTIVITIES

Hiking. Watching sitcoms and doing the things the people on the sitcoms do, only with less hilarious results. Board games. Gambling. World conquest.

LIQUOR

Liquor to be consumed during all activities.

BUT I HAVE CHILDREN

I know certain dark Oriental arts that are able to render your children temporarily ineffective if you are able to rise above your outmoded western moral fashions.

BUT I AM EXPECTING CHILDREN

If anything, these arts are even more effective against unborn children, and also horses.

BUT I DON’T LIKE YOU

I will destroy you.

POLICE

Police are to be fled.. Hijinx, shenanigans, antics not approved of by.

WHAT I AM GETTING AT

I will be in Austin this weekend. I would like to hang out, have fun, drink, eat, see a movie, play board games, drive around aimlessly, hike (weather permitting), flee police, plot world conquest.

YOU ARE AVAILABLE

Do not tell me you are not.

IN CONCLUSION

The end.
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