Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Monday pollin' comin' down

God bless these polls and all who sail them.

Poll #1046005 These Monday Polls Are Making Me Thirsty!

What is the sexiest occupation?

librarian
17(24.3%)
schoolteacher
8(11.4%)
nurse
3(4.3%)
nanny
0(0.0%)
pole dancer
6(8.6%)
cop
3(4.3%)
construction worker
2(2.9%)
doctor
4(5.7%)
soldier
0(0.0%)
prostitute
1(1.4%)
kneecapper
1(1.4%)
accountant
1(1.4%)
cartoonist
5(7.1%)
freelance writer
13(18.6%)
other (see Comments)
6(8.6%)

How much soda do you drink in a day?

as much as none
15(21.4%)
less than none
6(8.6%)
more than none, but short of some
17(24.3%)
a little
20(28.6%)
a lot
10(14.3%)
a fuckload
1(1.4%)
enough to fill the Albert Hall
1(1.4%)

Which of the following sequels to "Guitar Hero II" do you plan on purchasing?

"Guitar Hero III"
2(3.3%)
"Rock Band"
0(0.0%)
"Guitar Villain"
5(8.2%)
"Keytaur Hero featuring Howard Jones"
3(4.9%)
"Road Manager Hero"
1(1.6%)
"Coke-addled Record Company Middle Management Hero"
5(8.2%)
"Publishing Rights Hero"
9(14.8%)
"Guitar Tech Hero"
1(1.6%)
"Stoned Soundboard Operator Hero"
4(6.6%)
"Rototom Hero"
0(0.0%)

Song lyrics that contain lists of acronyms ("CNN, NBC, CIA, DMV!", etc.).

Completely unacceptable
8(11.6%)
Unpleasant but not unforgivable
23(33.3%)
I have no opinion
22(31.9%)
It's okay
11(15.9%)
Totally awesome
5(7.2%)

Make an absurd cultural comparison of Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman to another iconic troika. Do not use the Holy Trinity or the Three Stooges.

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