Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

There's only one way to solve things...through SCIENCE!

With "1" being "not very good at all"/"not very likely" and "10" being "better than a South Korean teenager"/"I'm eating one right now":


Poll #1046603 GoVeg.com, FOR SCIENCE!

How good do you think a pig would be at Grand Theft Auto III?

Mean: 2.60 Median: 2 Std. Dev 1.93
1
18(41.9%)
2
8(18.6%)
3
7(16.3%)
4
2(4.7%)
5
2(4.7%)
6
4(9.3%)
7
1(2.3%)
8
1(2.3%)
9
0(0.0%)
10
0(0.0%)

How good do you think a dog would be at Grand Theft Auto III?

Mean: 2.60 Median: 2 Std. Dev 1.95
1
15(35.7%)
2
12(28.6%)
3
6(14.3%)
4
2(4.8%)
5
4(9.5%)
6
0(0.0%)
7
1(2.4%)
8
1(2.4%)
9
1(2.4%)
10
0(0.0%)

How good do you think a chimp would be at Grand Theft Auto III?

Mean: 4.86 Median: 4.5 Std. Dev 2.61
1
2(4.8%)
2
8(19.0%)
3
7(16.7%)
4
4(9.5%)
5
5(11.9%)
6
2(4.8%)
7
8(19.0%)
8
1(2.4%)
9
2(4.8%)
10
3(7.1%)

How good do you think Cameron Diaz's 3-year-old niece would be at Grand Theft Auto III?

Mean: 3.60 Median: 3 Std. Dev 1.69
1
2(4.7%)
2
11(25.6%)
3
11(25.6%)
4
8(18.6%)
5
5(11.6%)
6
2(4.7%)
7
3(7.0%)
8
1(2.3%)
9
0(0.0%)
10
0(0.0%)

How good do you think an adult no smarter than a 3-year-old would be at Grand Theft Auto III?

Mean: 4.35 Median: 4 Std. Dev 2.39
1
2(4.7%)
2
9(20.9%)
3
8(18.6%)
4
8(18.6%)
5
6(14.0%)
6
1(2.3%)
7
2(4.7%)
8
4(9.3%)
9
1(2.3%)
10
2(4.7%)

How likely are you to eat a pig?

Mean: 7.72 Median: 9 Std. Dev 2.90
1
2(4.7%)
2
3(7.0%)
3
2(4.7%)
4
1(2.3%)
5
1(2.3%)
6
1(2.3%)
7
3(7.0%)
8
5(11.6%)
9
8(18.6%)
10
17(39.5%)

How likely are you to eat a dog?

Mean: 2.49 Median: 2 Std. Dev 1.85
1
19(44.2%)
2
8(18.6%)
3
6(14.0%)
4
3(7.0%)
5
3(7.0%)
6
2(4.7%)
7
1(2.3%)
8
1(2.3%)
9
0(0.0%)
10
0(0.0%)

How likely are you to eat a chimp?

Mean: 1.65 Median: 1 Std. Dev 1.40
1
30(69.8%)
2
8(18.6%)
3
2(4.7%)
4
0(0.0%)
5
0(0.0%)
6
2(4.7%)
7
1(2.3%)
8
0(0.0%)
9
0(0.0%)
10
0(0.0%)

How likely are you to eat Cameron Diaz's 3-year-old niece?

Mean: 2.49 Median: 1 Std. Dev 2.35
1
24(55.8%)
2
5(11.6%)
3
5(11.6%)
4
1(2.3%)
5
4(9.3%)
6
1(2.3%)
7
0(0.0%)
8
0(0.0%)
9
2(4.7%)
10
1(2.3%)

How likely are you to eat an adult no smarter than a 3-year-old?

Mean: 2.56 Median: 2 Std. Dev 2.02
1
21(48.8%)
2
4(9.3%)
3
7(16.3%)
4
5(11.6%)
5
1(2.3%)
6
2(4.7%)
7
2(4.7%)
8
0(0.0%)
9
1(2.3%)
10
0(0.0%)
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