Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Insomnia Productions brings you: OTR Ads, installment #1!

Say, friends! Fob Culliver here, better known to you as the Mayor of Christendom on Zedbrau Religious Instruction Hour's Festival of Morality. When I'm not preparing a lesson plan for our young lads and lasses or delivering an edificational sermon over the wireless, I like to get "out on the town" with my lovely wife Bette or go on Righteousness Patrol with my strapping sons Cullen and Oxley. And let me tell you, nothing gets up my snoot when I "hit the bricks" like getting stuck behind a horse and carriage whose get up and go has got up and went. Friends, if your horse is no longer in fine fetlock, if your mare or stallion has got its works all gummed up, why not try Ziegler's Patent Horse Loosener? Brought to you by the fine folks at Zedbrau, Ziegler's Horse Loosener does the same thing for your steed than Zedbrau -- America's moral lager -- does for you! Ziegler's was the very first horse-loosening agent patented under the stringent Bavarian Animal Lubricant Act of 1605, so you know it's pure, and it's made by the good folks at Zedbrau, so you -- and your horse -- know it's delicious. Why not stop off at your local feed store, sundries emporium or packaged goods parlor and pick up some Ziegler's Horse Loosener today? It's great for your horse, and good for your soul.
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