Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Whoops, I polled you again

These Monday polls have taught me so much. Someday, maybe I'll tell you what.

Poll #1052967 Monday Poll: The Energy Drink: The Movie: The Poll

What is your favorite reason to throw up?

Because I'm pregnant
4(5.9%)
Because someone has just punched me in the stomach
2(2.9%)
Because I'm drunk
18(26.5%)
Because I have cancer
0(0.0%)
Because I have eaten something horrible
18(26.5%)
Because I am bulimic
1(1.5%)
Because I am in Throw Up Club
9(13.2%)
Because that is how I commemorate September 11th
7(10.3%)
For the sheer joy of throwing up
4(5.9%)
other (see Comments)
5(7.4%)

In which mass-cultural phenomena have you never participated?

I have never read a Harry Potter novel
6(9.2%)
I have never seen a "Star Wars" movie
0(0.0%)
I have never seen "American Idol"
4(6.2%)
I have never had coffee at a Starbucks
2(3.1%)
I have never eaten at a McDonalds restaurant
0(0.0%)
I have never been to a professional sporting event
1(1.5%)
I have never bought a CD by a top 40 band
2(3.1%)
I have never read a "Dilbert" cartoon
0(0.0%)
I have never watched a YouTube video
0(0.0%)
I have never owned a home video game system
5(7.7%)
I have never shopped at a store owned by Gap, Inc.
2(3.1%)
I have never owned a house pet
1(1.5%)
I have never learned to drive
0(0.0%)
I have never been to a Wal-Mart
0(0.0%)
I have never done anything of any kind
1(1.5%)

Britney Spears.

Sure, I'll take one
4(5.6%)
What about her?
18(25.4%)
No thank you
14(19.7%)
Good Lord
26(36.6%)
I think we're alone now! Doesn't seem to be anyone a-rou-hound! Wait, what?
9(12.7%)

I am working on a school text at my job about young inventors, and one kid who's featured invented a "soup fan" -- a small cooling fan that hooks up to your soup spoon and cools your hot soup, because the inventor doesn't like to eat hot soup. Why is this stupid?

Why not just wait for the soup to cool?
2(2.9%)
Why not just avoid eating soup?
1(1.4%)
Why not just eat cold soups, like gazpacho?
1(1.4%)
Couldn't you just blow on the soup?
12(17.1%)
Even if you need a fan to cool down your soup, a fan that only cools one spoonful at a time is horribly energy-inefficient.
11(15.7%)
This guy is the best kid inventor they could find?
5(7.1%)
All of those reasons
34(48.6%)
All of those reasons and more (see Comments)
4(5.7%)

What desktop image have you always wanted, but have never been able to find?

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