Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Throw Up Club

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There are eight rules of Throw Up Club.

Rule #1: You don't talk about Throw Up Club.
Rule #2: You don't talk about Throw Up Club! Especially when you're throwing up.
Rule #3: When someone gets the dry heaves, even if they're just faking it, the throw-up is over.
Rule #4. Only one guy to a bucket.
Rule #5: One bucket at a time.
Rule #6: Don't throw up on your hair or shoes.
Rule #7: You throw up as long as you have to.
Rule #8: If this is your first night at Throw Up Club, you have to throw up.

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