Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

Did you see what God did to us?

Okay, first of all, I want to know why all of the sudden last night my foot felt like I had put my ankle through a wood chipper. I can hardly walk today, and I have no goddamn idea why.

Second, I guess it's just as well that I can't walk, because there's really nowhere to go. It's going to rain for the next WEEK. I want some fucking sunshine and I want it now. If May comes and goes without a single sunny/warm weekend, I'm personally going to punch every meteorologist in the city of Chicago right in the stomach.

Third, I finished a chapter of my crappy novel last night, which pisses me off, because I was just getting used to sitting around feeling sorry for myself because I wasn't writing as much as I should have been. I enjoy my life of torpor and self-loathing, and I demand an immediate cessation of this productive behavior on my part.
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