Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

And now a list

TEN THINGS YOU CAN DO OR OTHERWISE THE TERRORISTS WIN

1. Buy a 160G iPod
2. Drink five beers at lunchtime
3. Take a hooker with a heart of gold in for a makeover
4. Read your bad poetry to co-workers
5. Post a photo on the internet of how adorable your kitty and/or baby is
6. Sing "The Lady is a Tramp" really loud in your car
7. Complain that you did not get a tax refund, or that your tax refund was too small
8. Throw away food
9. Get really defensive about which sports you like
10. Buy a crippled Iraqi child a cell phone, then call her up on it and say "SUCKS TO BE YOU"
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