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TEN THINGS YOU CAN DO OR OTHERWISE THE TERRORISTS WIN

1. Buy a 160G iPod
2. Drink five beers at lunchtime
3. Take a hooker with a heart of gold in for a makeover
4. Read your bad poetry to co-workers
5. Post a photo on the internet of how adorable your kitty and/or baby is
6. Sing "The Lady is a Tramp" really loud in your car
7. Complain that you did not get a tax refund, or that your tax refund was too small
8. Throw away food
9. Get really defensive about which sports you like
10. Buy a crippled Iraqi child a cell phone, then call her up on it and say "SUCKS TO BE YOU"

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deanarae
Sep. 11th, 2007 05:02 pm (UTC)
Super! I did #9 yesterday, and it's not too late for #2!

Just doing my part to be a good American!
thebitterguy
Sep. 11th, 2007 05:22 pm (UTC)
#6
Take THAT, terrorists!
tx_cronopio
Sep. 11th, 2007 05:29 pm (UTC)
I've got #2, 7, and 8 covered! God Bless America!
detlef
Sep. 11th, 2007 06:10 pm (UTC)
I used to do #2 regularly when I was still working for Sgt. Rummy. Does that count as doing my part?
blue_straggler
Sep. 11th, 2007 08:39 pm (UTC)
Halfway to Victory, baby.
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ludickid
Sep. 12th, 2007 07:20 pm (UTC)
OH HO HO HO

You just wait 'til tomorrow. Then you'll be sorry.
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