Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

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#21.
MC BOY: I HAVE BEEN "DATING"

DJ AAK: Your what now?

MC BOY: "DATING", IT IS THE FUN NEW ACTIVITY THAT ALL THE SEXUALLY ACTIVE YOUNG PERSONS ARE INTO

THE INTERNET:

sexychocolate24: i am out of here
sexychocolate24: hello cynthia
sexychocolate24: i am at school right now and have to go to work at 12 i am i
sexychocolate24: hello
slyfox03: can anyone tell mehow to remove my profile from this site
krakou: any want tchat with 31 years french cool guy
krakou: how u doin?
krakou: hey alice
krakou: mahon your add doesn t work

DJ AAK: And what is that supposed to accomplish exactly?

MC BOY: YOU ARE A GIRL, YOU WOULD NOT UNDERSTAND DATING

#22.

DJ AAK: So, when you do this dating thing, what is the end product?

MC BOY: A BABY

THE INTERNET: Women should not breastfeed in public! If their kid is hungry they should go to a bathroom or a place where nobody else has to see!

DJ AAK: Wait, are you talking about those little things that you find on shelves in the bathroom?

MC BOY: YES THE VERY SAME I WANT ONE OF MY PWN

THE INTERNET: i ges wen u want a baby as bad as i do u start 2 feel like u r pregnant, it seemed like i waz 3 tymes, 1 tyme i lost a baby, and im 2 yung, i ges i want 2 actually kno tht i can hav a baby, but i also kno i would b a gud parent, i think im trying 2 grow up 2 fast, although i do c more maturity in me then alot of my frendz, and i kno i’d b a better mom then my mom waz, i dunno wat i want, im a little confused

DJ AAK: Why?

MC BOY: WHENEVER I PICK ONE UP OUT OF THEIR LITTLE SHOPPING CARTS I END UP DOWN IN THE WINO ROOM DOWNTOWN

#23.
DJ AAK: How did you figure out how to do this dating?

MC BOY: LIKE I LEARNED EVERY THING ELSE WITH THE INTERNET

THE INTERNET: Internet dating has been portrayed mostly with "success stories", because many of those who have had bad experiences are too embarrassed to talk about them openly, thinking they are the rarity, or the "unlucky one". Movies and T.V. have also focused on the lighter side of internet dating as opposed to the darker side. What's tricky here is people WANT to believe they are going to find what they are looking for (nothing wrong with that) and DON'T want to believe someone may be lying to them or playing games. They think they are "too smart" to fall for b.s., and it is that attitude that leaves them wide open to be proven wrong.

MC BOY: THERE ARE ALL KINDS OF TRICKS LIKE YOU TAKE A PICTURE OF YOURSELF FROM A HIGH ANGLE OR YOU SAY THAT YOU DON'T LIKE SKINNING THINGS

THE INTERNET: I go to gigs and rock out regularly..usually in London, sometimes Southampton or Brighton as well as other places...mainly as I do Band Photography under the name of Moonshayde ~ I'm also a bit of a goth..there's a very dark side to me that gets let out now and then. I'm also a witch and I don't believe in that 'God' entity so if my views piss you off then leave my page immediately. stupid messages that say idiotic things about burning me at the stake or flying on brooms will be ignored as the sender is obviously just too ignorant to waste my time on.

DJ AAK: But you love skinning things. In the high school yearbook we forged, you were voted Sunuiju Industrial High School's "Most Likely to Wear Someone Else".

MC BOY: I AM MAINTAINING AN AURA OF MYSTERY

#24.
DJ AAK: I wonder if I should try the dating. The construction workers tell me that they want to tap this ass.

MC BOY: I CANNOT WAIT TO MAKE SEX

THE INTERNET: Results 1 - 10 of about 477,000,000 for "sex". (0.23 seconds)

DJ AAK: My understanding is that it will give me something to talk about with my theoretical co-workers over flirtinis.

MC BOY: YOU WILL BE A GIRL WHO HAS GONE WILD WITH BREASTS

THE INTERNET: Questions about sex and how you have sex, and questions about condoms, contraception, pregnancy, oral sex and the age of consent.

DJ AAK: Plus maybe it will stop this heavy bleeding that I seem to have in my vagina.

MC BOY: HOLD UP NOW WHAT?

#25.
MC BOY: I AM HAVING LITTLE SUCCESS WITH MY DATING

DJ AAK: My imaginary girlfriends tell me that they don't like North Korean guys.

MC BOY: WHY NOT WE ARE DOPE AND CHILTY

THE INTERNET: Jin-Soo Kwon is one of the middle section survivors of Flight 815. He is the only middle section survivor not to speak English. However, he has picked up many words and phrases on the island with the helps of his bilingual wife Sun. Their marriage has been a bumpy road since arriving on the island.

DJ AAK: They are prone to causing nuclear showdowns, and kidnapping foreign nationals in order to film instructive propaganda epics.

THE INTERNET: A Korean American male, mid-20's, recalled a conversation with his Caucasian girlfriend. He said they had just finished making love when she brought up the subject of penis size. "She said she had heard about the size myth, and initially she was kind of concerned," he said. "It was something that was in the back of her mind, before we ever made love. But after making love, she found out it wasn't a problem, that [the myth] wasn't true." He said he was always a little uncomfortable with the subject of penis size because all of his friends who were White had joked about how little Asian men's penises must be. After a while, he began to believe in the myth himself. "It plays on your psyche," he said. "My friends used to joke and poke fun at me and say, `You know how Asian men are.'"

MC BOY: AT LEAST I STILL HAVE MY REWARDING CAREER AS A COW DISMANTLER
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