Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Workin' in a poll mine, goin' down south

Lord! I am so tired! How long can this go on?

Poll #1056645 Clever Monday Poll Name #386

It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

True
9(15.0%)
False
3(5.0%)
True, but stupid
16(26.7%)
It is better still to have loved and won
31(51.7%)
It is better still to have neither loved nor lost
1(1.7%)

Which are acceptable breakfast options?

Pancakes and sausage
0(0.0%)
Fruity Pebbles
0(0.0%)
Leftover pizza
0(0.0%)
Granola/Meusli
0(0.0%)
Energy drink/shake
0(0.0%)
Power/Clif/Luna/Balance/Zone bar
0(0.0%)
Fresh fruit
0(0.0%)
Bagel with fatty topping
0(0.0%)
Some form of fried potato
0(0.0%)
Eggs
0(0.0%)
Double Whopper with cheese
0(0.0%)
Snickers bar
0(0.0%)
Coffee
0(0.0%)
Whiskey
0(0.0%)
Skipping it altogether
1(1.6%)

I think "The Adventures of Internet Starring Outer Space North Koreans MC Boy and DJ Aak" is:

hilarious
6(10.3%)
stupid
0(0.0%)
tragic
0(0.0%)
bewildering
13(22.4%)
pathetic
0(0.0%)
insane
4(6.9%)
brilliant
4(6.9%)
annoying
1(1.7%)
what?
26(44.8%)
my mother taught me that if you can't say something nice you just shouldn't say anything at all
4(6.9%)

I look really good today.

True
3(4.9%)
False
7(11.5%)
Not for me to say
6(9.8%)
Modesty forbids
6(9.8%)
Wait, who's the "I" in that sentence?
39(63.9%)

Replace a classic sitcom character with a famous movie monster. Explain why it would be hilarious.

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