Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Culinary Heresies

- Peanuts should never be sweet.

- Chili does not contain beans. It should barely contain tomatoes.

- It is not possible to use too much garlic. It is entirely possible to use too many hot chilies.

- People who avoid pork are foolish.

- Anchovies are perhaps the most underrated food in modern kitchens.

- Most vinaigrettes get the proportions all wrong. As an addendum, it's a waste of money to buy salad dressings.

- Bread has almost no place in a rich multi-course meal. It's the most overused table item imaginable.

What are your culinary heresies?
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